Flippin’

Twilight twilight twilight.

Question: What is twilight?

Answer: Twilight is the time right before the sun goes down

I’M JOKING SORRY ALL YOU TWILIGHT LOVERS

Today, I decided to write about twilight. The way twilight was introduced to me was, as some of you know, my cellphone ringtone is “supermassive black hole – muse” Muse is my favorite band. I wanted to express my music taste to others by sharing my ringtone. Oh and I also made a guitar cover for the song!

Anyways, for some reason, everytime somebody hears to my ringtone, they go “OMG TWILIGHT OMG OMG “. At first, I didn’t even know what the twilight was. Then after my 5 seconds research on google, I figured out that it was this book about vampires. VAMPIRES??? ARE YOU SERIOUS??? WHY IS IT SO DAM SPECIAL??? Then I also found out that they even made a movie out of it…

So what questioned me was, what does this retarded book has to do anything with such legendary song “supermassive black hole”? Well the research didn’t take me that long either. On youtube, when I just even simply typed “supermassive black hole” not “supermassive black hole TWILIGHT”, twilight came up as the 1st result (wow…)

So guess what I figured out. The song was the soundtrack for this “baseball scene” where vampires have a major baseball match -_-…. yeah… how pathetic is that….

I wanted to know what makes twilight so appealing to teenage girls. So I read some parts of the book. In the book, there is this vampire teenage boy named Edward Cullen. He is described to be the perfect guy that all the girls want. He is sexy, strong, handsome, etc. However, he does not care about girls. No girls are good for him. Then, this girl named bella comes to the school and Edward gives her everything by loving her.

Anyways what I’m trying to point out is. Stop living in fiction life. Step out of it. Live in the reality. You’ll never be able to live with Edward Cullen. So give up. Edward Cullen DOES NOT EXIST… so please do me a favor. Live in the reality.